“Officer, I was not drunk. Nor do I have any illegal explosives or drugs in the trunk on my car. I swear!!” Log in to Reply
“Please, no autographs, I may be old, but I’m not THAT old. 111 is just a state of mind and a number.” Log in to Reply
Bilbo: Raise the roof! Break it down now! *crickets chirp in the background* Hobbits: *stare* Log in to Reply
Officer: Gee, Mr. Baggins, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking? Bilbo: Gee, officer, your eyes look Log in to Reply
22 responses to “01.FoTR”
“You have the wrong hobbit, officer!”
now you see it, now you dont!!
“No, I swear I dont have the ring!!”
“A shima-shama shima-shama shoom-a!”
” I’m not trying to seduce you!”
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a ladies man: no time ta talk!”
“How many fingers are that?”
“simon says, put your hands in the air.”
“Hahahahaha!!!! Look at me I am Legolas!!!”
“Officer, I was not drunk. Nor do I have any illegal explosives or drugs in the trunk on my car. I swear!!”
“Please, no autographs, I may be old, but I’m not THAT old. 111 is just a state of mind and a number.”
A merry Bilbo! 🙂
Aww go on!
Heeeeeeeeeey macarena!
I surrender
Point that firework somewhere else Pippin! Fool of a Took!
Bilbo: Raise the roof! Break it down now! *crickets chirp in the background* Hobbits: *stare*
Paddy cake paddy cake, Hobbit-man….
Bilbo the mime!
Officer: Gee, Mr. Baggins, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking? Bilbo: Gee, officer, your eyes look
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
Happy birthday, Bilbo!! 😀 (I’m writing this on September 22. :D)