“Ok now this is the Last time I wil tell you all…..YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!! OR HAVE MY CAKE!!!!! Log in to Reply
“You’ve never seen anything like it! Her butt was THIS BIG! It was absolutely amazing!” Log in to Reply
“its ok everyone the cake will not cause the whole shire to go up in flames i promise” Log in to Reply
B: i dont like nearly half of you as much as i quite like the quarter of you that.er wheres my medication? Log in to Reply
Next year will be my eleventy-first plus one and fifty twice birthday! I don’t think that is on my fingers… Log in to Reply
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“Please, folks, don’t buy me anymore ties!”
“I shall now attempt to blow out the candles without melting my face.”
“…and she had a chest this big…”(sorry Bilbo couldn’t help it)
“Now, now, settle down! I’ll cut the cake!”
Now is 12334332736228 years old.
I whant some of that big cake!!
I want the lanterns
KEG PARTY.
I want a chest that big
that cake looks like it is on fire
“Oh no, don`t think the cake is for all of you!”
“Ok now this is the Last time I wil tell you all…..YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!! OR HAVE MY CAKE!!!!!
“You’ve never seen anything like it! Her butt was THIS BIG! It was absolutely amazing!”
I’m glad you could make it to my eleventy-first birthday party…
…so I could tell you that you all SUCK.
Watch out, the cake will exsplode and I will vanish along wiht it.
LOL everyone!!
“its ok everyone the cake will not cause the whole shire to go up in flames i promise”
Bilbe-“Now kids, don’t try this at home. I am a trained professional!”
Gandalf- “Oh no! Pippin, quick! Go get the fire extinguisher!”
B: i dont like nearly half of you as much as i quite like the quarter of you that.er wheres my medication?
Next year will be my eleventy-first plus one and fifty twice birthday! I don’t think that is on my fingers…
Please, before we start the “Whose Line is it Anyway” Drinking Song….
I’m this many years old.
“Please, save the autographs until after the show!”