Elrond :”Attack them with… THE BANANA!!!” Soldier: “What about pointed sticks?” Elrond: “SHUT UP!” Log in to Reply
Elrond: SAaaaaaauron, WHERE IS MY CAR?????? WHY DID YOU STOLE MY CARE??? she was brand new… uhuuuuu Log in to Reply
there’s just something about a dirty elf… mmmmm…. is this before or after the founding of Rivendell? Log in to Reply
am thinking elrond just discovered that Arwen took his purple dress and gave it to goodwill. Log in to Reply
“YOU NASTY ORCS ALL HAVE PRBLEMS!! GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHERS AND LEARN MANNERS…AND HOW TO FIGHT!!!” Log in to Reply
Because I have no wish to be smacked again, I will just curtsy really low to this Lord, he looks awesome! Log in to Reply
93 responses to “01.FoTR”
Aragorn! Get your hands off Arwen! Wait until you are a king!
“I love the smell of dead orcs in the morning!”
“The one who kills 300 orcs gets a free ride to the west!”
“Dang, those orcs are UGLY!”
“Yawwn, orcs are sooo boooooorrrrrrrrring!”
“Ok, who stole my Herbal Esscenses? Im going to kill ya!”
“…and keep those arrows out of my hair!”
“WAIT! I forgot my helm!”
“Get out of the way! I’m catching flies here!”
Sauron ! Yeah I’m talking to you !
“I have a really nasty wedgy”
Interesting amulet he’s wearing. Hmmm… Need to research that…
Oooh… I like the detail of his armor. Notice the vines on it?
The mail shirt and armor is awesome… but you gotta love the hair ! !
“Bring it OOOONNNNNN!”
The badge at his neck is Gil-galad’s insignia. Check page 129 of the FOTR art book.
“Don’t call me Babe!”
Elrond has just been informed that Sauron does not like him in purple.
Elrond :”Attack them with… THE BANANA!!!” Soldier: “What about pointed sticks?” Elrond: “SHUT UP!”
“The banana rules over all other weapons, SO USE THAT ONE!!!!”
SAURON GIVE ME MY HEADBAND BACK OR ELSE U WILL END UP JUST LIKE GANDALF!!!!!!!!!!
“yalllll,whoooo toooook myyyy puurpple armoooorrrrrrr suittt”
“Somebody, Get Me Chocolate Now!”
The elf on the far left looks kinda funny
ELROND: ‘ELVES!… Hold [your] pants! Ignite their pants!’
“Saaaaaurooon! Give me back my nightrooooobe!”
All right Sauron. MAKE…MY…DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, SAURON! U WILL PAY FOR TELLING GANDALF ABOUT OUR DIRTY WEEKEND! U! WIIL! PAY!
“FIRE!!!!”
“I am Elrond, hear me ROAR!!!”
Help1 I need a Dentist quick!
elrond: OH! NOW THAT JUST WRONG
(fizzy lemonade!!!!!)
Legolas! I ‘m the sexiest eeeeelffff heeeere!!!
“SAURON!!! THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR NOT RETURNING MY HAIRSPRAY!!!”
Orc, give me my helmet back NOW!
ARGHHHHHHHH, JUST LOOK AT THE STATE OFF MY HAIR!! IT’S ALL GREASY!!
WHOA! Now if this isn’t a scary pic, I don’t know what is.
Elrond: SAaaaaaauron, WHERE IS MY CAR?????? WHY DID YOU STOLE MY CARE??? she was brand new… uhuuuuu
one mad elf
If possible, he’s even better lookin when he’s in armor…
“Someone cut this girdle off me! NOW!
“A helmet, real elves don’t need helmets!”
“Don’t call me Matrix!!!”
“Gil-galad, get off my foot!”
READY! SET! RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!
*Screams like a little girl* Eeeeeek! I got orc blood on me!
*Sauron pedals out on a tricycle* Elrond: You call that a war machine???!!!
“HAND OVER THE PICTURES OF ME IN ARWEN’S PURPLE DRESS, YOU SCUM!!!!!!!”
I’ll huff and i’ll puff and i’ll BLOWWWWW your house down!!
“Teacher! That orc said I’m ugly! Shut up Legolas, it’s not funny!
This is a truly alarming pic.
The first elf who grazes my ear with an arrow is gonna pay!!!
SAURON, DON’T MAKE ME COME IN AND GET YOU!!!
Hey, who ate my pizza?
O_o, he looks like he just realized he’s not wearing any pants…
” Ok which one of you orcs mede Legolas cry?”
E: dwarf get away from arwen! Aragorn get theat bannanna away from the dwarf NOW”
“ARGHHH!!!! I hate mornings!”
ARWEN! YOU DON’T HAVE A DRIVERS LICENCE!YOU ARENT 5000 YEARS OLD YET!I WANT MY CAR!
lol, i can’t best any of these captions. i just love the detail on the armor though
“**** YOU SAURON YOU ***** I CAN’T………..STAND YOU DAMN IT”
there’s just something about a dirty elf… mmmmm…. is this before or after the founding of Rivendell?
he looks like he’s REALISED that he forgot his helmet. tembel.
“RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY!!!”
Where will you be when constipation hits?
am thinking elrond just discovered that Arwen took his purple dress and gave it to goodwill.
“YOU NASTY ORCS ALL HAVE PRBLEMS!! GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHERS AND LEARN MANNERS…AND HOW TO FIGHT!!!”
Alright who stole my shampoo!!!!
“RUN AWAY!!! RUUUUNNNN AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!”
“GIVE ME BACK MY AGENT OUTFIT, LEGOLAS! IT LOOKS BETTER ON ME! MMEEEE ONLY!!!!”
Saurnon! Dont you take my coffey away from me.
“Give me my chocolate”
I seriously dont know how you guys can mock an elf…
DUUUUUUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR!?!?!?
Tangado haid! Lietho I phillin!
Gesundheit!
elrond peredhel dont mean to be mean but its tangado haid!prestio i phillin!
looks like hes mentally retarded… did you notice his eyes looking right?
rawrh!! My face is dirty!!!
HOLY COW!! The picture is too big for my liking!
Berserker Elf… I hope he is not like this when he wakes up in the morning….!
“Not again? ELLADAAAAAN! ELROHIIIIIIIIR!”
These captions are funny. I so wanna undress him (oops, did I say that?)
“Gil-Galad, you give me my helmet back RIGHT NOW!!!”
HEY WHO STOLE MY MATRIX GLASSES???? YOU SAURON!!!!!! GIVE THEM BBBBAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
OK WHO FARTED??!!!!!!!!
Because I have no wish to be smacked again, I will just curtsy really low to this Lord, he looks awesome!
Amin khiluva lle a’ gurtha ar’ thar!
WO ATE MY LEMBAS?!?!?
Tangado haid! leithio i phillin!
wonders if he has a six pack… 😀
STAY OFF THE GRASS!!!!!